This is Thelockpickinglaywer and what I have for you today is something very interesting. As you can tell by the agonizing screams of the damned, I have recently left the mortal coil and, upon arriving at my destination, was informed that I did not qualify for residence. I was taken by an angel of the Lord to the mouth of Hell, and when the angel left, he closed this rather large red door and sealed it with a divine key. Although I’ve never seen this particular model of lock before, I’ve spent some time investigating the cylinder with this small shard of bone. By sticking it in the back of the keyway and slowly pulling it out, I can tell that this is a five-pin tumbler lock, that can easily be single-pin picked using this shed demon scale as a tensioner tool. Let’s try that right now. Alright, nothing on one. Nothing on two. Three is binding firmly, click out of that. Nothing on four. Five is binding, little click there, back to one. Once again, nothing. Two is binding, and we’ve dropped into a false set. Little click out of three. Nothing on four. Little click on one, counter-rotation on two, and we got this open. Okay folks, I think the main takeaway here is that no matter how much faith you place in a mechanism designed to ensure your safety, be it spiritual or physical, there is always a state in which it can fail. In any case, thank you for watching. Memento mori, and I’ll see you next time.

'can i copy your homework?'

'yeah just don't make it obvious'

all i can imagine is this

Making jokes about Noir being colorblind/not understanding colors is how we cope with how unbelievably powerful his brain is

We all love urban fantasy but we have to contend with the fact that if monsters were real, some of them would be normies. Your werewolf boyfriend posts on LinkedIn. The tentacled horror you've been thirsting after is a Disney adult.

You did it, you made unimaginable horror within man-made comprehension.

business majors are like orcs to me. and not the hot kind

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the backwards version for anyone who needs it

how many of my followers do you think are from the mirror dimension

Thinking about how they not only made pinkie pie canonically straight but they just had to involve weird al in it

The last one. She fucked that man

HUH

WEIRD AL WAS A REOCCURING CHARACTER AND IN THE LAST EPISODE SHE HAD HIS BABY OKAY IM NOT INTO IT EITHER

HUH

there are people commenting that she could still be bi and while that is correct and yall are valid you have to understand that that in no way lessens the impact of the fact that she was canonically impregnated by weird al’s self insert OC

He knows, and it’s even better.

i googled this on a whim and the first thing i get is nyt race science

just as an FYI for those who don't know - the NYT publishes things that are lowkey eugenics and phrenology and race science CONSTANTLY. it flies under the radar except for journalism twitter calling them out but the NYT SUCKS. it is very hard to encourage people to find reliable sources online when the "reliable sources" like papers of record do shit like this, and the NYT is one of the WORST offenders.

thank god hannibal is super pretentious and listens to opera. can you imagine if you woke up in a serial killer’s basement and they’re stopping to scroll on their ipad to find the perfect lofi beats to butcher you to. humiliation worse than death